Just Keep Swimming.....~

gdxphoto:

milesjai:

What if Cady in Mean Girls went to an all black school? WELL FANTASY JUST BECAME REALITY.

I can’t breathe.

(via sashagoman)

— 1 year ago with 214204 notes

masterdateing:

masterdateing:

there is a knocking at my window i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me

it is a confused bird

(via nasty-grier)

— 1 year ago with 62829 notes

tearsofareaper:

if beyoncé sneezed on me i would say thank you 

(Source: ignitionremix, via nasty-grier)

— 1 year ago with 133082 notes

tyleroakley:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

I think I might be a female sloth.

(Source: babefield, via nasty-grier)

— 1 year ago with 311674 notes
not-obama:

squareclocks:

s-had3:

celestialgrrrl:

looks like he’s saying “pizzaaaaa” so passionately

your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.


“your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.”omfg

not-obama:

squareclocks:

s-had3:

celestialgrrrl:

looks like he’s saying “pizzaaaaa” so passionately

your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.

“your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.”omfg

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via nasty-grier)

— 1 year ago with 231606 notes
stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

(via laserquezt)

— 1 year ago with 352280 notes
]mom :did you eat all the donuts
me :no
mom :why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me :thats cocaine
— 1 year ago with 287101 notes