What if Cady in Mean Girls went to an all black school? WELL FANTASY JUST BECAME REALITY.
I can’t breathe.
(via sashagoman)
there is a knocking at my window i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me
it is a confused bird
(Source: 0ctodad, via given-till-ive-given-up)
if beyoncé sneezed on me i would say thank you
(Source: ignitionremix, via given-till-ive-given-up)
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
I think I might be a female sloth.
(via given-till-ive-given-up)
looks like he’s saying “pizzaaaaa” so passionately
your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.
“your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.”omfg
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via given-till-ive-given-up)
The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005
she’s so cute
anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it
(via s-t-o-n-e)
| ]mom : | did you eat all the donuts |
| me : | no |
| mom : | why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants |
| me : | thats cocaine |